Me: Man, my throat hurts.
After smelling poop, I turned to Max and said: Did you poop?
Max: (mischievous grin; points to chair he's sitting in) Chair poop.
Me: Come on, let's go get changed. You pooped.
Max: Chair poop! No change!
Thank you. You know who you are. :D I’m coloring a picture for you – but I do have trouble staying in the lines. I’m choosing to embrace it. (aside: I dropped my phone a while ago and broke the camera. My pictures are blurry now but let’s pretend that it’s not because of butter fingers but rather because I have a diffuse filter like when they filmed Room With a View.)
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