please come a little earlier than your EDD (that's estimated date of delivery in pregnancy-speak). you see, you really need to be here before january 28 because that's going to be a pretty hectic week in the family. your lovely aunt sammi (your mom's baby sister) is having surgery that day. see, she's been staying really sick lately, and the specialist is not willing to wait until her spring break to take her tonsils out. so your nana will be a little preoccupied that week feeding sammi ice cream and popsicles.
also, your grandpa has to go for jury duty on january 28, and i know he really wants to be here to greet you after you come into the world.
so, do your relatives (and your parents) a favor, and arrive ASAP, ok?
3 days ago